Doing stupid things with fire since 1701.

Kicking Newton's ass since 1701.

Burninating the countryside since 1701.

Not afraid to have fun since 1701.

Making juggling look good since 1701.

On fire since 1701.

Rockin' out since 1701.

Floating chickens since 1701.

Dangerously handsome since 1701.

Juggling weird stuff since 1701.

Making weird props since 1701.

Seriously badass since 1701.

Under the leg since 1701.

ARRRrrrrrr! since 1701.

Putting inappropriate things on our heads since 1701.

Solving wavefunctions since 1701.

Wearers of fashionable hats since 1701.

Harvesting clubs since 1701.

Living the Greek life since 1701.

Limit break since 1701.

Rocking the vote since 1701.

Infiltrating Mordor since 1701.

Employing advanced forensic techniques since 1701.